Shahrukh Khan sucks big time

Shahrukh Khan - the chopra-johar made superstar of bollywood was detained/frisked in USA Airport. He came to India Media with news – I was detained/frisked because “My Name is Khan”. We all are aware that Indian media is very smart in making news out of any small issue. We have seen many instances of Indian media where they shamelessly made news about the dressing-room clash between Dhoni and Sehwag. Our media is so cheap that they can do anything for increasing TRP. May be they can even sell their daughters and sisters. (I may be a bit rude in writing, but I just hate our media people). Had I been a bad guy, I would have bombed them out. Oh… sorry I am out of track. I am supposed to write about our superstar SRK – the gay symbol of India.

We all know that after 9/11, what USA did to Iraq and Afghanistan? They might be wrong in spending more than 1 trillion dollar for attacking those two countries, but I think their intention was clear. They wanted to show the world their supremacy and give a message – “If you do wrong to us, you will be wiped out from world’s map”. I think that the message was very strong and because of that not even a small incidence of terrorism took place in USA after 9/11. The guy who was behind 9/11 was from Muslim community and because of that they prepared special list of questions for that community and each and every Muslim have to answer all those questions irrespective of origin and status. We can’t compare India with USA where terrorists roam freely because of so-called secular government. All terrorists are served like DAMAD of India instead of shooting them out. JAN GAN MANN RANN, BHARAT KO BACHAYE VIDHATA. 

Our SRK might be megastar in India, but who knows him out of India?? SRK was telling security person – “You don’t know who I am?” SRK baby! Get a chill pill. Do you think that Americans watch your movie when your Punjabi flicks are released in USA? I think you just humiliated yourself asking that question to security guy. Your popularity out of India is almost zero. Only Indian community esp. Punjabis and Gujaratis(not even south indians) living in USA/UK/Canada watch your movie. So, next time when you visit these countries, don’t ask such stupid questions to security personnel. You might have featured in People and other magazines, but it’s only because of their marketing strategy. Those magazines are now launched in India and their MDs know it very well that Indians like sex and SRK.  

Being a celebrity, you must have reacted the way APJ Kalam reacted. Oh…sorry SRK, how can I compare your brain with Kalam. You are such an ASSHOLE who doesn’t have brain. Brainless Indians always like your shit and it was certain that they will come out on road to show USA how big they are by burning USA flag.

SRK, do you think you are bigger that Indo-US relationship? If USA takes flag-burning issue seriously, you know who will be looser. It’s India baby. So, if you really love your country, just send a message to your stupid fans to stop such activity. It will be good for India’s health.

 
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